I’m back, for now. Turns out that social media sites don’t take too kindly when you’re using your forum to help women find birth control medication thanks to the recent Supreme Court overturning of Roe v. Wade. I mean, can I prove that my site was deleted because of that? No. Am I an idiot? Also no. It only happened, and quickly, after I started posting links and sharing them with social media sites. By the next morning, my forum…
Me: [ transports to the past]My 1st grade teacher: “Who are you?” Me: “I’m Amaris, bitch!” [ punches teacher in face ] “Now who’s brain dead?!” [ shows thumbs up to shocked 7 year old self] “They’re wrong, and you’re smart, sweetie. Oh, and you’re a girl!” [ runs away from the custodian who has showed up with a broom ]
Christmas in July? It could happen! With the increasingly turbulent weather patterns we’re seeing across the country, I’ve decided it would be a good idea to make certain you’re quite ready should you have to bundle yourself warmly, as if winter were approaching any moment. What to do if the temperature outside your front door drops precipitously? Let’s see: Firstly, always prepare beforehand by knowing what the temps are outside before leaving. A Guide To Winterizing Your Work DayKeeping your…
Wait! Don’t go! It’s not about specific sports! Alternatively, hey, yeah, sports, so you know, stick around. Anyway, this is sports season for a lot of people. In the U.S. that means (American) Football, baseball, and other sports I didn’t bother looking up. This, of course, means that discussions about sports will inevitably ensue, and I will find myself in the midst of conversations I do not wish to take part in, but will be dragged into any way when…