A Modern Day Sci-Fi Thriller
Me: [ transports to the past]
My 1st grade teacher: “Who are you?”
Me: “I’m Amaris, bitch!” [ punches teacher in face ] “Now who’s brain dead?!”
[ shows thumbs up to shocked 7 year old self] “They’re wrong, and you’re smart, sweetie. Oh, and you’re a girl!”
[ runs away from the custodian who has showed up with a broom ]