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Month: January 2017

I Am The Diver

I Am The Diver

  “Shallow estuary, metaphor, Sunken abyssal, corollary. Winding trenches, psychology, Darkened grotto, hidden shore.   Surface tension, open ocean, Grains of sand, grit and grind. Doppler’d ripples, peace of mind. Shoals fed, lapping their devotion.   Encapsulated liar’s fuel, Tributary altitude. With bio-luminescent crude, Perched upon a cutty stool.   Constructed sea wall, Nobody’s mission: Avail your superstition, In fearing the Narwhal.   I am the diver.”     – Amaris

Masochism Shuffle

Masochism Shuffle

I am a firm believer in the idea that no good deed goes unpunished. At the same time, I adhere to a system that says a kindness is never wasted. Why do I do this? I’m an agnostic atheist, so it’s not like I believe there’s any reward for it. There must be something wrong with my brain, though, because I do it for two reasons: 1) It feels really good. 2) I would hope if I were ever in…

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That’s What I Want

That’s What I Want

I think the motto of the conservative religious right should be “Jesus will save your soul, but money is what makes it worth selling.” That seems to be the god they worship anyway. Might as well make it official.

Saw It!

Saw It!

  There’s a game that goes around, primarily on Facebook, where someone posts a picture with a minor graphical edit, something that doesn’t actually fit in with the image. They usually caption it “When you see it, post “Saw it!” but don’t say what it is.” Then you see 13,000 comments of “Saw it!” What’s the point? Don’t get me wrong, I love games, and I really enjoy games like these where you find the irregularity in the pattern. The…

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